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Aug 30, 2006, 01:05 AM // 01:05
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: USA
Guild: Silver Chain [SLVR]
Profession: N/W
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New Profession: The Janitor
This is just a joke...
Attributes: Cleaning (Primary)-The higher this is the higher chance of hitting a critical with a mop Bathroom-no inherit effect Kitchen-no inherit effect Laundry-no inherit effect Skills: Name-Dust Bunnies (Janitor's "energy")-casting time-recharge time Cleaning Its under the bed-Elite- dust bunnies 235734207950-none-2 seconds Elmo appears on the srceen and kills all enemies. Bathroom "In coming turd!"-Elite shout-20 dust bunnies-none-50 seconds All allies within an earshot have +50 defense for 0 - 1 seconds. Kitchen Overflowing sink-10 dust bunnies-2 seconds-5 seconds target foe is crippled for 1 - 2 seconds. Laundry Evil Laundry Basket-0 dust bunnies-none-none Take 20 - 20 damage and regain 0 dust bunnies. Thts all i got thank for reading this! |
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Aug 30, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Nov 2005
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LOL zomg...
too overpowered!!! |
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Aug 30, 2006, 04:36 AM // 04:36
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of Brackenwood
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Well if it's a joke, then it's going into Off-Topic and the Absurd.
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Aug 30, 2006, 04:38 AM // 04:38
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RAGE INCARNATE
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sitting at The Guild Hall 2, being happy.
Guild: Nerd Clan [NK]
Profession: R/
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Oh sure pawn it off on me. =P *throws a water balloon at Undivine.*
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Aug 30, 2006, 04:49 AM // 04:49
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Toronto, Canada
Profession: R/
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it makes perfect sense... since they already have Custodians... right?
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Aug 30, 2006, 02:12 PM // 14:12
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: S. Wales
Profession: Mo/Me
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poor poor funny man...Have the years of bad ideas finally driven you insane?
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Aug 30, 2006, 02:16 PM // 14:16
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Academy Page
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Lancaster- northern England old chap!
Guild: Warriors Of The Flaming Fist [WFF]
Profession: R/N
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Cleaning:- Wet floor! - Trap. When triggered, all nearby enemies are knocked over and take 50-100 dmg
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Aug 30, 2006, 04:17 PM // 16:17
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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Why must people make fun of my summer job... I mean come on we have fun! Where is the garden hose of water? i mean come on +20% of water being in it! And wheres The Mop Bucket of Doom? Combine it with Wet Floor and its 100% of falling down! OWND!
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Aug 30, 2006, 04:26 PM // 16:26
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Oct 2005
Guild: Kinetic Fusion [kF]
Profession: Me/
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Dude I am gonna be a J/W for frenzy cleaning !!
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Aug 31, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?
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Heh, the name could be swiched to "Common housewife" as well. Someone had to say it.
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Sep 01, 2006, 07:12 AM // 07:12
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2006
Guild: Who Needs Limits
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Lol, someone had to say it, but cause u did ure gonna b the guy they all call sexist.
sexist. |
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